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Meet Dennisaurus-Rex: Colorado’s absolute unit of a backyard bouncer and the only leash-walking dinosaur currently on the payroll. This giant, flightless bird divides his time equally between two high-stakes career paths: fiercely guarding his tiny flock of ducks and chickens, and running a chaotic, multi-species dynamic duo with his canine best friend, a dog named Blue.
With his human mom, Billie-Sue Mitchell handling logistics, Dennis is currently on a cosmic campaign to spread education, unhinged joy, and mild confusion across the universe.
Whether he’s hijacking a local classroom or photobombing your favorite vacation selfie, Dennis lives for the applause and the snackies.
A massive, prehistoric-sized THANK YOU to all his incredible friends, followers, sugar-daddies and sponsors for tagging along on this wild, feather-filled ride!
We Appreciate You!
*Be his Sugar-Daddy and tell him he's a Good Boy*